Week 17 already! Time flies, it’s incredible. And maybe for the best, because I’ve been downright horrible at this. I make the Houston Texans look good. But that’s ok, because the games themselves have been great. And if you really want some betting advice, just go against my picks every time.
16 games, lots to be decided. In the AFC, the top 5 playoff teams are basically set : Denver, New England, Cincinnati, Indianapolis, Kansas City. There can be a bit of movement between the top 4, but they’ve all won their respective divisions, so KC is locked into the 5th seed. Only the second wildcard spot is really in play, and the best shots are (in order) : Baltimore (8-7), Miami (8-7), San Diego (8-7), and Pittsburgh (7-8). But the weird part is that there aren’t any “win-and-they’re-in” scenarios for that 6th seed. Everyone needs some kind of help.
We’ll start quickly with the Steelers, who need a win and all other three to lose (because of their record). As for the other three, the tie-breakers are interesting. Obviously, if one of the the three wins and the other two lose, that winner is in. But besides that, here are the other possible scenarios :
– Baltimore clinches with a win and a San Diego loss; or a win and a Miami loss.
– Miami clinches with a win and a Baltimore loss; or a win and a San Diego win.
– San Diego only clinches if Miami and Baltimore both lose (barring ties).
In the NFC, things are more straightforward with 5 of 6 teams having clinched playoff spots, and only 2 fighting for the other wildcard spot. That being said, no divisions have been locked up yet (which is insane), so we’ll start there.
– NFC North : Chicago and Green Bay play each other for the division title.
– NFC East : Dallas and Philadelphia play each other for the division title.
– NFC West : Seattle can clinch the title with a win, San Francisco can clinch with a win and a Seahawks loss.
– NFC South : Carolina clinches the title with a win, New Orleans clinches with a win and a Panthers loss.
– Wildcard : New Orleans clinches with a win or an Arizona loss; Cardinals clinch with a win and a Saints loss.
Now that we’ve set the stakes, let’s get on with the picks.
Carolina Panthers (-6) over Atlanta Falcons
Under a touchdown for this seems criminal. The Falcons (4-11) are really bad at football. You saw what the Panthers (11-5) were able to do to the Saints offense, they should be fine against Matty Ice-cold. The division title is Carolina’s for the taking; the Cats should walk all over the Birds.
Jacksonville Jaguars (+10.5) over Indianapolis Colts
I just think 10.5 is too many points here. The Jaguars (4-11) have only been outscored by double digits once in the past 2 months, going 4-3 in that time. They haven’t been horrible with Chad Henne under center, and “not horrible” should be good enough to cover here. The Colts (10-5) might have a shot at the 3rd seed with a win, but there isn’t a whole lot on the line for them.
Miami Dolphins (-6.5) over New York Jets
A few things you need to know about this one. (1) The Jets (7-8) are just 1-6 on the road this year, (2) they’re 0-7 in every second game (starting in Week 2) being outscored by an average of 19 points (they won last week), and (3) the Dolphins (8-7) have their season on the line.
Baltimore Ravens (+6.5) over Cincinnati Bengals
I think the Bengals (10-5) will ultimately win here, but I think it’ll be a close one. 10 of Batlimore’s 15 games this year have been decided by 6 points or less, including 6 of 7 on the road. Unfortunately, they’ve lost 4 of those 6, and I think we’ll see something similar here.
Pittsburgh Steelers (-7) over Cleveland Browns
This is the last of the early games that mean anything, and for the Steelers (7-8) it’s win or go home (it actually could be win and go home, but anyway). Pittsburgh has been one of the hottest teams of late, winning 5 of 6 to stay in the playoff hunt. Cleveland (4-11) has been done for a while now, and they’ve pretty much thrown in the towel, losing 6 straight games. They’ll get up for a division matchup here to try to play spoiler, but I still think the Steelers cover.
Detroit Lions (+3) over Minnesota Vikings
Washington Redskins (+3) over New York Giants
Tennessee Titans (-6.5) over Houston Texans
The only three games that have absolutely no playoff implications, and those are always tough to pick. I can’t over-think them because you can never tell who really comes out to play when nothing matters, but I’ll give you my reasons for each game in a few words. Detroit :Adrian Peterson is out. Washington : Kirk Cousins has been pretty good and has covered in both starts. Tennessee : No team can possibly be more dysfunctional than Houston.
Green Bay Packers (-3) over Chicago Bears
Look who’s baaaaaaaack! Former MVP and successful mustache-wearer Aaron Rodgers will start at quarterback for Green Bay (7-7-1) for the first time since Week 9 when the Packers lost to….the Bears (8-7) of course. Talk about the perfect revenge storyline. Sure, he’ll be rusty initially, but he’s still a huge difference maker. Green Bay averaged a bit less than 22 points in his absence, but they put up 29 per game in his 8 starts. Not to mention another (more underrated) return, that of Randall Cobb, the explosive wideout who should help Rodgers ease back into action. I’ll take the Pack to win the NFC North.
Kansas City Chiefs (+9) over San Diego Chargers
Probably one you want to stay away from, because you don’t know how long (if at all) the Chiefs (11-4) starters will stay in the game (again, this game doesn’t really mean anything to them because they’re locked in the 5-seed). But that doesn’t mean the backups won’t play their hearts out to try to earn a bigger role. And as for San Diego (8-7), if either Baltimore or Miami wins in one of the early games, the Chargers won’t have a shot at the playoffs, so this game doesn’t necessarily mean anything for them either. I’ll just take the points and hope for the best.
Seattle Seahawks (-11.5) over St. Louis Rams
New Orleans Saints (-11) over Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Neither line scares me, because the Seahawks and Saints are among the best home teams in the league with a combined 13-1 record. Seattle (12-3) has outscored teams at home by an average of 17.5 points going 6-1, while New Orleans (10-5) is undefeated at the Superdome, outscoring opponents by 16 points. Both teams are playing for potential divisional titles, and neither the Rams (7-8) or Bucs (4-11) are too scary.
Oakland Raiders (+10.5) over Denver Broncos
At least one of these double-digit lines has to miss, and I’m thinking this one. All Peyton Manning has left to play for is the passing yards record (he needs 266 more) now that he’s set the touchdown record. I think Denver puts up a bunch early, seals it by halftime, and takes its foot off the gas. The Broncos (12-3) need to win to clinch home field throughout the playoffs, and they’ll probably have it wrapped up early, but I feel like Oakland (4-11) will put up some points late for a garbage cover.
New England Patriots (-7) over Buffalo Bills
After playing in 5 consecutive games decided by 4 points or less, New England (11-4) finally put it all together last week for one of its best performances of the year, crushing Baltimore 41-7. I think they keep that momentum going against an even weaker Bills team (6-9). The Pats still have a shot at home field throughout the playoffs, so they’ll definitely go for the win. And it should be an easy one.
San Francisco 49ers (-1) over Arizona Cardinals
Should be a really good game here. Like I mentioned earlier, San Francisco (11-4) could still win the NFC North with a win and a Seattle loss, while Arizona (10-5) needs a win and a Saints loss to make the playoffs. Both teams are playing well of late; San Fran is on a 5-game winning streak (for the second time this year), while the Cards have won 3 straight and 7 of 8 overall. But I can’t trust Carson Palmer to lead his team to a big win; his 21 interceptions are second-most in the NFL (only Eli Manning has thrown more picks). Plus, the Niners are 5-0-0 as away favorites this season. Sounds like a good trend to me.
Philadelphia Eagles (-7) over Dallas Cowboys
Honestly, if this wasn’t the NFC East, this line would be at least double digits. The Cowboys (8-7) are so bad on defense it’s almost laughable, and despite what everyone wants to say about him, Tony Romo was really the only reason they were winning games. Dallas hasn’t beaten a team with a winning record this season. Meanwhile, the Eagles have no problem scoring to begin with, so the Cowboys junior varsity level defense shouldn’t be an issue for Nick Foles, LeSean McCoy and company. Aside from a bad loss to Minnesota a few weeks ago, Philly has been really strong in the past two months and deserves this division.
Last week : 5-9-1
Season : 41-53-5